201108

Joke of the Day

"As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime."

"Pee pressure > peer pressure"

"What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay? I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing."

"What would be Jeopardy? If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first."

"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"

"I need some white people jokes. I was talking with some guys at work and came to find that we are all disappointed at the lack of white people joke we know, so let hear what you've got."

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president? She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office"

"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."

"What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money."

"In the divorce court today an 85-year old farmer divorced his 17-year old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her. He has since fired all of his hands and bought a combine harvester."