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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"If you pull a lizard's tail off, it will grow back. If you pull it off again, the lizard will be like ""dude."""

"I wear a diaper for two reasons... Number one and number two."

"The ATM told me, ""Not enough funds in account,"" when I tried to withdraw. This ATM needs a bigger account."

"Downvotes for being a Trump supporter should only be worth 3/5ths of a downvote... You know why."

"What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos? Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ..."

"Top 10 inappropriate songs to sing at a children's karaoke party; 10 - Sometimes When We Touch"

"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."

"I had to buy a voodoo doll of myself and rub its back."

"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"