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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind."
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"*hires 2 personal trainers and makes one of them train the other one*"
"Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets"
"Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Two men walk into a bar. (credit to my friend who has no Reddit account)"
"Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, ""I got you a present!"""
"I like my women like I like my scotch Aged thirteen years in an oak barrel."
"There was a party in my pants and only one guy came..."
"I'm sick of all of the Irish stereotypes... As soon as I finish this drink I'm punching someone"
"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"
"The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died."