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Joke of the Day

"*Creates Animals* God: They're magnificent. Angel: Some of ur best work. Man: Which ones go on pizza?"

"What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!"

"I wore a pedometer for a week. Good news -- I'm not a pedo."

"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"

"How did spider-man reach the inner city kids? He web-slang"

"I like my women how I like my file systems. FAT and 32"

"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"

"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"

"What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3"

"Today, the tree my family planted 15 years ago died and had to be cut down. I'm mourning wood."