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Joke of the Day
"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."
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"Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart."
"I'm starting an A Capella group with five other ill tempered pedophiles. We're called Six Dicks in A Minor."
"what do you call a pair of scratchy balls testickles"
"Lars asked Ole, ""Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"" ""No, I don't,"" said Ole. ""A canoe will sometimes tip,"" explained Lars."
"Never date a girl with lots of baggage They'll travel too much, you will never get to see them."
"Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are on a boat that is sinking, who survives? America."
"Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you're not at your desk."
"I've recently invented a new gaseous compound I like to call 'Fuh'. I like to spray myself with it before I go out. It often causes people to Fuh-cough."
"(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen... Made a King's landing."