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Joke of the Day
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
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"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."
"All my coworkers are having fruit breaks. I didn't bring a fruit, so I'll just go hang with the gay guy in the reception."
"What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian? ""I'm Slavic and I know it"""
"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."
"Since my girlfriend discovered out the eyeroll and tongue sticking emojis she doesn't have to type words anymore."
"A man goes to the doctors, complaining about a pain in his eye. Man: Every time I drink coffee I get a sharp pain in my eye Doctor: Have you tried removing the spoon first"
"The nice thing of living in a small village is that when you don't know what you're doing someone else does."
"Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you."
"I'm giving up, folks. Years of letters and phone calls making my case quite articulately but they still won't give the Muppets nipples."