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Joke of the Day
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
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"Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces"
"The George W. Bush Library just opened... It uses the Doofas Decimal System."
"SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle."
"Guy comes to my door and asks if I want to be a Jehovah's Witness I said, ""Hey man I didn't even see the accident"""
"My therapist said I need to stop listening to Ke$ha on my iPod and start acting my age. So I bought Ke$ha on vinyl. Tik Tok."
"Watching commercials about retirement homes makes my boner reach for the stars."
"I want to get a pet deer, cover it in pickles, and name her Dildo"
"Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces."
"Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."