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Joke of the Day

"Solution to overpopulation Professor : ""Over population is a big problem in our country. A woman in India gives birth every minute!"" Student : ""Somebody should stop her!!"""

"Does money shrink when you wash it? No, but it does when you launder it!"

"I got an anti-gravity book at barnes and noble today. it's impossible to put down."

"What's the difference between oooh and ahh? 3 inches"

"Jokes for the blind."

"What was the name of the pharao that screwed everything up? Ineptitut."

"*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?"

"Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other."

"If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ...oh wait, he does."

"The Australian Cricket Team."