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Joke of the Day

"i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again"

"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"

"Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: ""Funny you don't feel Jewish."""

"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He tells the bartender ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""well, moo moo buckaroo."""

"My website wouldn't show up, so i had to reload it you can say it was pretty refreshing"

"A man went into a store to buy some condoms. ""That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax"" said the store assistant. ""I don't need tacks"" said the man. ""It'll stay up all by itself."""

"Where can I get sweatpants that say ""ANXIETY"" on the ass?"

"A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."

"Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs? Episcopaleontologists"

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