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Joke of the Day
"Last night, I dreamt I slept with a co-worker. (sfw) It was just as I imagined...."
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"How do you measure the speed of circumcisions? Mohels per hour"
"The Woods So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy ""Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared,"" Man ""How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."""
"I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan."
"Girls look back at your wedding photos, if you are fatter than that, he is not happy.."
"What is the main difference between real numbers and women? Real numbers having period are rational."
"What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair? Time to buy a new chair."
"Knock knock _Who's there?_ Armageddon _Armageddon who?_ Armageddon too old for this shit!"
"Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too"
"Whats E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."