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Joke of the Day

"Baby Bear: Someone's been eating my porridge! Mama: That's wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama's porridge anymore. Papa: Jesus, Linda..."

"Kenny G. walks into an elevator... and says, ""Man, this place is HAPPENING!"""

"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""

"I told my mom about caching. She said it sounds expensive."

"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."

"I haven't washed my dogs in months I guess I like my bitches dirty"

"I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute."

"Merry christmas and happy new year! - Internet explorer"

"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."

"How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes? Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny"