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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after girls? because When they come they're wild and wet like hurricanes, but when they go they take your house and car"

"Keeping tic-tacs in your pocket lets people know you're more embarrassed of your breath than you are of sounding like a human maraca"

"Songs with lyrics like, ""We don't need sleep,"" why are you rebelling against naps? What are you--four?"

"What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polyunsaturated"

"I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC."

"My rapper name would be ""Iffy Scent"""

"Donald Trump just kicked a Mexican out of his press conference for not waiting their turn like everyone else."

"Was playing the piano and the cover fell on my hands Have not been feeling myself since."

"What did the deer say to the other deer after leaving the gay bar? Man, I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks."

"Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture."