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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after girls? because When they come they're wild and wet like hurricanes, but when they go they take your house and car"

"The Trump presidency will be fine... Remember when NWO took over WCW? In the end, it turned out ok too."

"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."

"I don't ""fuck"" my wife. I ""make fuck"" to her."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Alask. Alask who? Alaska later"

"Sex is like cooking. Your girlfriend will be angry at you because you ate your neighbour's even though she hasn't cooked for you in weeks."

"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."

"House Hunters: We need plenty of space for entertaining, 62 bedrooms, a fully staffed Cheesecake Factory & a heliport. Our budget is $287."

"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a separate box."