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Joke of the Day
"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."
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"*laughs all the way to the bank* *cries all the way back*"
"A blonde walks into a bar. Ouch."
"A man boards a plane. An attractive flight attendant walks towards the man and asks: ""Would you like some headphones?"" The man replies: ""Yes, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""
"You can actually drink lava! but only once."
"My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with"
"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !"
"I'm really good at digging underground to find sources of water. You could say it's something I do well."
"I am eternally grateful to whoever donated organs for my surgery... I'll always hold a little piece of them close to my heart."