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"Dad, quick, call me an ambulance! ""Okay, ambulance."" ^^^^^^sorry"
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"Million Dollar hipster food idea: Insta.ham"
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"Following in David Bowies footprints.... Well, David Bowie the gender bender is no longer alive on this earth - OK Caitlyn, it's your turn!"
"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."
"Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot."