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Joke of the Day

"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"

"iTunes has it all wrong... ... the hottest single this year is me."

"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."

"Guys Trip to Vegas My wife asked me after our guys trip to Vegas if I had thought of her while I was there. Apparently, ""only to keep from coming too soon"" was not a very good answer."

"Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !"

"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."

"How did the bucket's mom know he was sick? He was a little pail."

"An Irishwoman gave birth to triplets and named them Nat,Pat and Tat. However when she tried to breastfeed them she found out there was no tit for Tat."

"Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh wait I forgot it... Shoot"

"[first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?"