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Joke of the Day
"You can actually drink lava! but only once."
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"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."
"New Scientist magazine reports that a team of British engineers in Bristol have developed a car that runs on human shit ...I bet that ""new car smell"" doesn't last very f*cking long."
"Adele was outside my window this morning. She said hello from the outside."
"What type of road race do Donald Trump supporters run? 3 K's"
"What's China's national colour? Censo-red."
"I admit I once used the n-word when someone asked me to go to a Kenny Chesney concert. But that n-word was, ""No."""
"He's going to change just for you? Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid"
"3 dyslexic mods walk into a bra... [deteled]"
"REQUEST: any Greg Giraldo jokes or is it still too soon? I think the world is ready. Shoot!"