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Joke of the Day
"Who was Tupac married to? His Thug Wife."
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"""I don't think you're ready for this jelly."" ~ me talking shit to my peanut butter sandwich."
"A turkey was about to cross the road... when a chicken appeared and said ""dont do that that, you will never hear the end of it"""
"Your house is too dirty if you see bugs with little suitcases leaving it."
"just another rape joke If Bill Cosby is funnier than another comedian, is it because he has a rapier wit?"
"What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math? A Pi fighter"
"What do little piglets do on a Saturday night? Have a pigjama party!"
"*Stands guard with scissors and tinsel* Wait, you said ""wrap battle"", right?"
"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."
"As a Muslim, I'm disappointed That none of my posts have really blown up yet."