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Joke of the Day
"Just sewed together 3 bras to put on my neighbor's dog to cover its horrifying tits."
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"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"
"I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today."
"I called the rape advice hotline.... .... but they said it was only for victims"
"Of course Tom Brady got twice the suspension Ray Rice did. Ray Rice only beat his wife, Tom Brady beats everybody."
"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges? He was caught doing lines of math!"
"People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world."
"Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you."
"*Skynet becomes self aware* *Starts a blog*"