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Joke of the Day
"I've never used the dust pan I once bought... It's been collecting dust in the closet for years."
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"So I finally found a girl that swallows... But she's bulimic so it really doesn't count."
"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"
"SWJ goes to the laundromat . . . . . . . . and is appalled by everybody being ok with separating whites from coloreds."
"Wow! This whole being up early is neat; it's like daytime but sooner! Huh! The birds... they sound, you know, pretty! It's all a bit scary."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? The Pilot.... you racist fucks"
"Pick the odd one out... Pick the odd one out: eggs, meat, wife, blowjob. You can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blow job"
"Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo."
"Costco is a great place to go if you want to shop for 15 minutes and then stand in line and judge people for an hour."
"I've got an old condom joke I wanted to share on Reddit with you guys... ...but it's already been used once."