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Joke of the Day

"How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they beat the room for being black."

"Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick) There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!"

"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."

"Food trucks: Because the problem with most grilled cheese sandwiches is you don't spend 20 minutes breathing exhaust."

"I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."

"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermits finger"

"Emotions are like shit Sometimes you've gotta let it out"

"Catch a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish (read the rest as Groucho Marx) and you'll never see him on the weekends."

"Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut."

"An alcoholic walks into a candy store... then a table, then a chair, floor."