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Joke of the Day

"An alcoholic walks into a candy store... then a table, then a chair, floor."

"my love is blind :("

"What's the worst part about smelling moth balls? Having to move the moth dick out of the way first."

"Nick Jonas is popular again... I bet Kevin and Joe Jonas are Jealous"

"What is the most frequent word in the comment section? This."

"What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee."

"So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly... My speakers Baroque."

"I'm not gonna partake in this ""I hate Monday morning"" thing because I hate all work days equally."

"Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5? Because it was pi-rated."

"Top Gun (PG) - 1986 A military jet suffers thru two arrogant pilots' bro-speak until finally fighting back, killing one of them - 110 mins"