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Joke of the Day
"Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut."
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"Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? They will ruin the suspension."
"Pretty cool how your dreams went from ""Astronaut"" or ""Doctor"" to ""What's the lowest I can get to pass this course"""
"I buy my guns from a man named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"
"I wanted to be a palaeontologist, but my parents said there was no future in it"
"A Social Media Consultant walks into a bar and orders a drink. He copies-and-pastes the drink to five other bars and requests that they become a fan of it, then bills the first bar for six drinks."
"You hear the one about the 13 inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."
"""I'm a hoarse whisperer..."" - Batman"
"I hope I'm not the only one who hovers over someone when they use my favorite pen just so they know I'm serious about wanting it back."