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Joke of the Day
"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."
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"What did the self-deprecating Indian say about his car? ""It has Injun problems."""
"What do you call an Asian guy with a great work ethic? Task Oriental."
"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."
"Little kid making faces at you from his bus window? Follow him home and make faces through his window at night."
"Just moved out on my own and am doing really well... All my bills say im outstanding"
"[Putting petrol in car] 19.95 19.96 19.97 [stops] [gently now] 19.98 [very gently] 19.99 [ok, once more] [deep breath] 37.83 GODDAMMIT"
"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday. I guess I'll never know why he so badly wanted an ex box."
"my dad is like boost mobile. where you at dog? ;("
"Why does Starbux call it an Oprah chai? Does it taste like Gayle?"