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Joke of the Day
"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."
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"I didn't want to believe my flatmate was stealing from his job as highway maintenance ...but when I got home all the signs were there."
"""I love Justin Bieber"" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?"
"A good old sexiste joke What is the difference between a women driving strawberries? None, both are collect in a field."
"This BMI chart is telling me I'm too short. What should I do? Should I eat more?"
"Always hide you prescription bottles from your medicine cabinet so ppl don't know how crazy you are. Also, you're now out of xanax."
"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"
"The nsa Because they are a fucking joke"
"Heard Prince changed his name... ...to, ""The Artist Formerly known as Alive""."
"What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jew-ly EDIT: how about jan-jew-ary, or jewne?"