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Joke of the Day

"Someone tweets ""pizza,"" I want pizza. Someone tweets ""donut,"" I want a donut. Someone tweets ""kale,"" I want pizza and a donut."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? *denim* *denim* *denim*"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter the dog is not coming"

"What do you call a drug dealing church? Crystal Methodists"

"we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote ""please take me with you"" in it"

"Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, Cracker Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel."

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."

"I love my life, but it just wants to be friends..."

"Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries."

"My joke originality is like my girlfriend I don't have any"