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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication."

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"Fatboy Slim announced that he's releasing a monthly cookie delivery service It's called 'Snack My Bitch Up.'"
"A Lima bean and a kidney bean walk into a bar. The kidney bean shouts, ""Hey! I'm a bean!"" Then the lima bean replied, ""NO! Lima bean!"""
"What do computers eat for snacks? Micro-chips."
"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."
"A blind man walks into a bar says ""Oww."""
"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."
"Nuts What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""
"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."
"Imagine trying to explain Captain America: Civil War to Abraham Lincoln."
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