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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication."

"I'm Asexual, I don't give a fuck."

"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."

"The best thing about a blowjob... ... is the 15 minutes of silence."

"I went to a bingo hall last night. It was good seeing some old faces."

"I'm a polymorphic alien... ...and I have taken shape of this text, and at this very moment I am having sex with your eyeballs and by the smile on your face I can tell that you are enjoying it :)"

"Q: What kind of tree grows in your hand? A: A palm tree."

"Why was the jacket stinky? Because it was a windbreaker."

"Did you hear about the sequel to Snakes on a Plane with giant, poisonous centipedes? It got cancelled. There wasn't enough legroom."

"How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light"