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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication."

"On average, how many books can you put in an empty backpack? One. After that it's no longer empty"

"Did you hear about the doctor who fell into a well? He should have been attending to the sick and left the well alone."

"Marriage counsellor: What's the problem? Wife: He is so literal. It drives me mad. MC: And how do you feel, Stephen? Me: With my hands."

"What is a group of endermen called? A basketball team"

"What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor."

"Cat: Lame. Just lame. Me: Shut up. Not everyone goes out Friday nights u know. Cat: Leave extra food out. Im bringing a girl home. Me: ...ok"

"I came home the other day to find my girlfriend dipping twenty dollar billsin batter and frying them. I said, ""There you go again, frittering ourmoney away!"""

"I'd tell you a good time travel joke But you didn't get it"

"So apparently yesterday was middle child day... Nobody noticed"