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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you a good time travel joke But you didn't get it"
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"angel of God: mary u shall give birth to the son of God himself & he shall be named Jesus & shall die on a cross mary: i have a boyfriend"
"""susan. SUSAN IT'S WORKING GET IN HERE"" -Moses practicing parting the water in the bathtub"
"What do you call a serial bail man. Cereal flakes"
"I lost two things today: My virginity and my job as a morgue assistant."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and.. those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a **great** year."
"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."
"When life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."