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Joke of the Day
"So apparently yesterday was middle child day... Nobody noticed"
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"Lost Wallet I thought my dad would be angry when I told him I had lost my wallet, but he told me not to worry, that it was in my genes."
"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"My local police chief does a talk on heroin... So you can't understand any of it."
"me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched ""The Wedding Planner"""
"Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."
"What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game? They manifest Destiny"
"Never seek the dead for guidance. They give really cryptic advice..."
"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance"" -Alcohol"
"What was the allergic 2""X4""'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust."