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Joke of the Day

"You know what the say about men with big shoes? They have big socks."

"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? Honey I'll be home in 20 minutes."

"[hospital] ""We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach."" ""Is that bahahaad?"" ""Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."""

"Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)"

"Russian Porn Doesn't it get you soviet?"

"My friend tells me he gets 20 times more bitches than me I told him: u get no bitches because 20*0=0 :("

"Why did Pinocchio's nose get longer? Because he told his wife he cheated on her."

"My girlfriend of 5 years asked me... My girlfriend of 5 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before her. I said ""back in '09"". It sounds much better than saying September."

"I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless. I feel for him."

"Unappreciated diet tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat."