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Joke of the Day

"Breakfast I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"We get it. If your candidate doesn't win in November, you're moving to the whitest English speaking country you can drive to."

"What did the tomato say to the mushroom? ""You're a fun guy"""

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."

"What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer? Seizure Salad."

"Me: But babe, my doctor said I can't have sex after giving birth. Babe: She's 11.."

"Let me clarify that I am not racist. We have a black in my family tree. We just haven't cut him down yet."

"My cow won't give any milk... She is an udder failure."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roaming Catholic."

"Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease"