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Joke of the Day

"Beaver 1: our house has been flooded... Beaver 2: dam"

"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."

"John Cusack will always have ""I didn't do my homework but I love you"" face."

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house."

"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases."

"What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work."

"Anyone want to do the laundry for me? Im exhausted. I can pay you in beanie babies or hot monkey sex. The monkey's name is Earl. He bites."

"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"

"Whale: Hey did you hear I have a new girlfriend? She's aaall over me it's crazy. Eel: For the last time barnacles don't count as girlfriends"

"Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance."