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Joke of the Day

"I used to go to New Years Eve parties I still do, but I used to too! -Mitch Hedberg style-"

"What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer? Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle..."

"Which state has the smallest sodas? Minesoda"

"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."

"What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse? Whoa."

"Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar"

"My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, ""Her brother has a mustache"""

"Why did the Middle Eastern man not want his daughter to go on a date with a boy from school? He was afraid she would come home stoned."

"A Post-It note on every wine bottle at home that just says DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR AGAIN THAT WAS BAD"

"Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never."