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Joke of the Day

"People say Donald trump is inexperienced as a politician... But he's the best damn liar I've ever seen!"

"What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie? *Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)"

"I've been up for 20 hours. There's no way I could perform surgery right now. Mainly, because I have no medical training."

"*psst... ok ok be quiet... ssshhh...* uhhh... how do you sell a duck to a deaf guy? WANNA BUY A DUCK?!?! Uh... This joke isn't as good written down :-("

"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"

"You can't spell grope without GOP."

"So there's a new charity, where gay people help disabled people It's going to be called Fruits and Vegetables."

"What do you call a line of Mexicans buried across the border? A spicket fence"

"What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!"

"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."