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Joke of the Day

"20's: I can't remember where I left my keys 30's: I can't remember where I left my car 40's: I can't remember where I left my kids"

"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date."

"Poor Brain... It got to named itself, but was dyslexic, so Brian it was not."

"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"

"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."

"Red, White and Blue represent freedom until you see them flashing behind your car."

"[my dog lays down on my date's lap instead of mine] date: ""i had a good time tonight"" me: ""i think you need to leave"""

"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."

"I was listening to the comedy station today and Bill Cosby came on. I fell asleep shortly thereafter."

"This year for Christmas.. This year for Christmas I got a new shirt and piece of ass from my wife. Figures, they were both too big!!"