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Joke of the Day

"20's: I can't remember where I left my keys 30's: I can't remember where I left my car 40's: I can't remember where I left my kids"

"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients."

"You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking"

"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""

"Why Did Hitler commit suicide? Because his gas bill was too high..."

"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."

"I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone."

"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"

"""Do you want to see a nice clock?"" I said, lowering my trousers, ""That's not a clock!"" She exclaimed when she saw my dick... It will be when you put two hands and a face on it!"

"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse replies, ""I'm finally starting to realize that my alcoholism is tearing my family apart,"""