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Joke of the Day
"Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date."
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"What is a tresspasser's least favorite number? The number 86. (No seriously. Google ""86"".)"
"What is brown and sticky? a stick"
"My cat and I made a best friend pact tonight. If I die first, he won't eat my body. Or if he dies first, I won't use his skull as a cup."
"Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always know the black-on-black crime statistics."
"Why does the Egyptian god Ra own every Periodic Table? Because his name is on them."
"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A BMW's pricks are on the inside!"
"Do you deliver? A man rings up his local Indian restaurant and asks, ""Do you deliver?"" And the man at the other end of the phone replies, ""Nah mate. Just beef, chicken and lamb."""
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around."
"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."