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Joke of the Day
"Poor Brain... It got to named itself, but was dyslexic, so Brian it was not."
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"A classic Dutch bakerjoke * A man walks into a bakery. * Baker: How can I help you? * Man: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!! * Baker: Get out dad, i'm trying to work."
"What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun? As far away as possible. *cough* shameful *cough*"
"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."
"Why does Mary Kay walk funny? Her lipstick"
"When I signed up for college they said I had to take a 'Fat Awareness' class I said that do we need 'Fat Awareness' for? They're so easy to spot."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic..... ... and so am I."
"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea? One shucks between fits."
"""Describe 2016 in 4 words"" ""That's a tomorrow problem"""
"Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough."