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Joke of the Day

"A motor gets a job as a waiter... Servo A motor buys a treadmill. Stepper. An artistic motor loses its paint kit. Brushless."

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"I recently got a vaccination... Now I would make a joke about shots or people who get them but I can't now that I'm autistic."
"what is a painfully loud color? YELLOW!!"
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"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."
"I'm currently a recovering alcoholic... But I prefer the term ""hungover."""
"Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed over by a period"
"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised."
"A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you."""
"""Fraud"" Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian specimen on the lab table and asked: So. Is it a FROG or a TOAD? Murph: It is a ""FRAUD""."
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