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Joke of the Day
"A man divorced his wife over her love of Adele ""Goodbye. It's you."""
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"The future Someone asked me the other day if I could see where I would be in 5 years. Come on man, I wear glasses. I don't have 2020 vision."
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"I've never really heard a ginger joke... Got any?"
"English teacher 01 My english teacher walks into the class furious of the boys in his class for not completing the homwork. In his rage he shouts , I have two daughters .. Both are girls ...."
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"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."