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Joke of the Day

"What changes the more popular it gets Hillary Clinton's views"

"If i had a dollar for every time i had an existential crisis... it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless"

"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"

"Toddlers are the only life form that can exist entirely on their own snot, one goldfish cracker, and half a chicken nugget a day."

"A voter from the 2000 election recognized me. He came up to me and said ""Hey, Chad, how's it hanging?"""

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot..."

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"""Please! There's no need to interact with me. I'm just here to observe."" -me in every social situation"

"What do necrophiliacs get at funerals? Mourning wood."