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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar.... and says ouch!"
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"Comic Sans walks into a bar. Barman says ""sorry we don't serve your type in here"""
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"Scientists discover first gay dinosaur... Its official scientific name is Megasaurass"
"What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line? A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga"
"A priest walks into a shoemakers shope... And says to the cobbler, ""Help! My soles need heeling!"""
"Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips."
"What did Lawrence Taylor say when they told him the prostitute he was with 15? ""That bitch told me she was 13!"""
"19 and 20 had a fight to the death. When they were done only 1 was left."
"I'd do anything to never be hungover again Except stop drinking"