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Joke of the Day

"wonder if ppl who watch the show Finding Bigfoot are aware that every episode they watch will end with them not finding Bigfoot..."

"""I'm single and ready to mingle""..oh god, is this why I'm still single, cuz I say shit like that?"

"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. By my granddad"

"I'm gonna get a neck tattoo that looks exactly like my neck."

"When you think about it, Mariah Carey and Drew Carey don't even look like sister and brother."

"Why did the Titanic have a hard time getting a date? It couldn't break the ice."

"I know a really good joke Braden"

"Lame Joke I was going to post an old joke, but then I realised that most of you had already reddit."

"My 3yo: Help I dropped a coin in the toilet come and get it out. Me (looks): I can't see anything in there. 3: That's because I flushed."

"Just heard Kim Kardashian's new song. All I'm going to say is that, for as many black dudes as she bangs, I expected more."