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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A gummy bear!!!"

"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."

"I'm not saying my ex wasn't pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture."

"What do magistrates have with their water? Just ice."

"Knock knock. Who's there? April Fool day :)"

"Where do polar bears go to deposit money? A snowbank"

"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"

"Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face."

"How do you tell two witches apart? You can't! You don't know which witch is which!"

"its a good thing we swallow 8 spiders a year bc if it werent for those spiders, we'd be swalowing hundreds of flies and smaller insects"