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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying my ex wasn't pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture."

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"What do you call a chicken going to the moon? Apollo 11"
"What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising."
"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."
"What Does a Mexican Say When You Help Him Off the Lawn Gracias"
"I just watched a 15 year old girl who was busy texting walk into a light post and I am no longer an atheist."
"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."
"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."
"""Vini Vidi Venti"" --I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks."
"giv a man a fish adn he'll say ""wat is this i ordered a mcflurry"" teach a man to fish adn he'll say ""how ar u the manager of this mcdonalds"""