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Joke of the Day

"Where do polar bears go to deposit money? A snowbank"

"I'm thinking about starting a feminist group. It's called Ovary-Action."

"What did the Game of Thrones character say when he saw the slutty door? Hodor."

"The stir fry chef had to make a difficult decision. He was between a wok and a hot plate."

"Muy Picante: What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"

"Next time somebody calls your home phone... Say ""Can I call you back? I'm driving."""

"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"

"I've been on Ashley Madison for over a year now. About time I got fucked."

"""Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park"" Sir are you a shark in disguise? *sharks fake eyebrows slide off*"