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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"
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"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"
"* drinks 6 pack of muscle milk * * checks for abs *"
"A Family Walks Into A Hotel... The Father walks up to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The man at the desk replies ""no, it's just regular porn you sick cunt"""
"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"
"You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever."
"if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?"
"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."
"""Will you please stop chasing heavy women?"" ""I am not chasing them...they just happen to land on me and I cant get up."""
"With my luck, I bet if I was homeless, I'd probably end up with the shopping cart with the fucked up wheel."