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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? April Fool day :)"

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's meet up in the corner."

"She said I have a face only a mother could love. I said ""that's not very nice, mom."""

"Now that Fox News is 18 can we send it to Iraq?"

"The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda."

"One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?"

"My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save."

"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere"

"A construction worker decided to go to a bar for a few drinks He got hammered."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association."