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Joke of the Day
"What do magistrates have with their water? Just ice."
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"What is heavy forward but not backward? **ton**"
"What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest? A progressive priest will give you a reach around."
"People use to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"" Well nobody is laughing now."
"Pinatas are a great way to show kids that using assault with a deadly weapon is a fun way to get what they want."
"Politicians are like sperm And often I find myself asking ""How did this one win?"""
"What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"
"""I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.."" - Super Mario"
"Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him."
"If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you!"