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Joke of the Day

"My mom took my child into a store and left me in line to wait for Santa by myself, so now I look like a narcissistic creeper-thanks mom."

"According to the Bible, what company was the first car manufacturer? Honda. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one accord."

"Sometimes I'll just eat a plain piece of bread for dinner, to you it might seem like a snack... but to me it's a wholemeal."

"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!?"

"What's the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey"

"What has 3 balls and flies through space E.T the Extra Testicle I know this was awful I'm sorry"

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."

"KNOCK KNOCK!? Knock knock? -whuz diz? Opportunity -nigga be lying opportunity doesn't knock twice"

"I was walking by a park and some Koreans asked if my friend and I wanted to join their game. They were short people."

"To be fair to Justin Bieber if I had more than $75 I would act the way he does"