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Joke of the Day
"I wish I could feed people I don't like to my cat."
Next Joke
"Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two mars bars fall out of a vending machine at once."
"Want to know how I escaped Iraq? Iran."
"How do you save a Republican from drowning? Take your foot off of their head."
"You know how light travels faster than sound? Thats why some people seem bright until they speak."
"An old lady on the bus just tried to set me up with her daughter. Here's everything she knows about me: 1) I don't have a car"
"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."
"A psychic midget escaped from jail... Police bulletin read, ""Small medium at large."""
"Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email."
"What is green and has 4 wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels"