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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock _Who's there?_ Armageddon _Armageddon who?_ Armageddon too old for this shit!"
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"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"
"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"
"Mr. Tripler, your U.S. Patent request for ""YO I WANNA PATENT MY NEIGHBORS CAT MORPHEUS SO HE MINE NOW"" has been declined."
"how to you circumcise a red neck uppercut his sister"
"Some say putting helium in animals is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat."
"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home"
"The Vocabulary Theater is now open! I heard they have a clever word play!"
"What do you call a disembodied nose? Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts."
"Why did Papa smurf go to the aviary? Because he loves blue tits."