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Joke of the Day
"What do Africans want to be for Halloween? Not infected."
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"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"
"Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway."
"Shouting ""put your hands in the air like you just don't care!"" is a fun way to bring a party atmosphere to a bank robbery."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Dont be silly, feminists cant change anything."
"Trump Alien Joke Trump claimed in a recent interview that he'd fund the search for alien life forms. He said he'd start by finding and deporting the ones in the U.S."
"What do you call a guy that steals burgers? A hamburglar!"
"One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato."
"Damn you titties, stop being so glorious. Your owner is trying to tell me something and I need to make eye contact."
"Dear boyfriend, i can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. Sincerely, spiders"