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Joke of the Day

"Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass."

"This cab driver is THE WORST. I keep telling him ""You passed my house, let me out"" & he's all like ""Sir I'm a cop and your under arrest for public nudity and intoxication."""

"Funny joke v0.01 What's black all over? Niggers."

"What is it called when Anakin licks Padme's Butt? An outer-rim job"

"there are no stupid questions. but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"I didn't think my hangover was that bad, until I spent 10 minutes trying to log into my nephew's Etch-a-sketch."

"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours"

"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."

"What do pirates have in common with photons? They both travel at c"

"What do you get when you mix birth Control and Lsd? A good trip without kids."