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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"
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"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."
"What do you think of Miles Davis? he kind of blew"
"""This ain't my first Romeo."" -slutty Juliet"
"TIL that black eyes are hereditary You get them from your father if you drink his last beer."
"Seriously In 20 years time and you're at a pub quiz and a question starts with ""in what year"" Just answer 2016"
"Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico? Because there's only Juan Cena"
"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."
"Man and a duck... ...walk into a bar. ""ouch"" ""quack"""
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Fitting the wheelchair in the oven."